antonioborelli:

malonlon:

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

Well you can buy and use whatever you want but I don’t want to buy something I think will smell girly and then have it smell like a guy.

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shalrath:

johnfkennedy:

FOR A SECOND I FORGOT WHO JOHN F KENNEDY WAS

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Remember

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cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

160,554 notes

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

93,198 notes

celebrate-the-magic:

internetexplorers:

relationships 101

Me whenever anyone asks me for advice

done and done

celebrate-the-magic:

internetexplorers:

relationships 101

Me whenever anyone asks me for advice

done and done

49,623 notes

eveningoutwithyourqirlfriend:

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

73,606 notes

elihzbah:

accaern:

i-am-lauren:

Blunt headed tree snakes, a genus of colubrid snakes found in Mexico, Central America, and the northern part of South America.

this is it
I’m going to die

I have a special place in my heart for goofy lookin animals.

elihzbah:

accaern:

i-am-lauren:

Blunt headed tree snakes, a genus of colubrid snakes found in Mexico, Central America, and the northern part of South America.

this is it

I’m going to die

I have a special place in my heart for goofy lookin animals.

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off-with-y0ur-head:

itsacunterful-life:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

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i’m crying.

this is my most favorite thing ever

I’ve been there! Nightmares in Niagara Falls, scary as hell

(Source: snugglybutt)

391,713 notes

niknak79:

The Bad dad looks more fun

LETS CHOP SUM MOTHAFUCKIN CARROTS BITCH

niknak79:

The Bad dad looks more fun

LETS CHOP SUM MOTHAFUCKIN CARROTS BITCH

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